10 Faces Every Nigerian Father Must Make

Which one is the most accurate?

When you’re 35 and you are still shouting ‘Men are Scum’

When you're 35 and you are still shouting 'Men are Scum'

When it’s time to pay school fees again and your father is wondering if you’re really worth it

When it's time to pay school fees again and your father is wondering if you're really worth it

When you just came back from the abroad and your father is wondering why he even sent you there in the first place

When you just came back from the abroad and your father is wondering why he even sent you there in the first place

When you graduate with a first class and you start planning your wedding the next day

When you graduate with a first class and you start planning your wedding the next day

When your mother says your lack of good height is not from her side of the family

When your mother says your lack of good height is not from her side of the family

After you’ve been called to bar and someone refers to your father as ‘Baba Barrister’

After you've been called to bar and someone refers to your father as  'Baba Barrister'

When you say you want to study music instead of medicine

When you say you want to study music instead of medicine

When your father says “Bring me the remote” and you tell him it’s right beside him

When your father says "Bring me the remote" and you tell him it's right beside him

When you go for a wedding and come home to say marriage is not for you

When you go for a wedding and come home to say marriage is not for you

And when you tell him you’re gay

And when you tell him you're gay

Vs. When you explain you meant gay as in extremely happy

Vs. When you explain you meant gay as in extremely happy