We are terrified of these thing especially the first one
1. Container falling on your head in the middle of traffic
You’ll now end up on NTA news that nobody watches.
2. Running mad and fighting for bread in Oshodi
Kanayo O. Kanayo will now start calling you ‘fine boy’!
3. You think you’re carrying Dano milk to the abroad but immigration finds out it’s cocaine
They’ll now put you on a flagyl diet so you can shit more cocaine
4. Being interrogated by the Nigerian police with hot iron and live wire
And when Nepa takes light, they will on the big gen for you because you must confess
5. Vomiting dollars inside somebody’s cupboard in Lekki
Las Las, they’ll now use the money to buy pizza
6. Falling asleep in an Uber and waking up in Otu-Oke evil forest
But I drank anointing oyel yesterday
7. Taking the drug you bought inside molue only to start shitting out all your internal organs
Who sent me message o!
8. Entering Black Maria
Once you enter this thing, just be waving goodbye in slow motion
9. Getting your penis borrowed at Oshodi under-bridge
When you’ve already told Amarachi that you’ll show her who is daddy
10. An old lady asking for help with her load at 12am
Whether you say yes or no, you will still need 41 nights of deliverance.
11. Okada people playing GTA with your life in the middle of container and danfo
Bros suffery suffery o!
12. And this family picture
Iya Amoke and Iya Adigun came to find out why his name is ‘Jake’ instead of ‘Abayomi’.
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