Kraks: 12 Things Nigerians Are Low-key Scared Of

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We are terrified of these thing especially the first one

1. Container falling on your head in the middle of traffic

Container falling on your head in the middle of trafficYou’ll now end up on NTA news that nobody watches.

2. Running mad and fighting for bread in Oshodi

Running mad and fighting for bread in OshodiKanayo O.  Kanayo  will now start calling you ‘fine boy’!

3. You think you’re carrying Dano milk to the abroad but immigration finds out it’s cocaine

You think you're carrying Dano milk to the abroad but immigration finds out it's cocaine They’ll now put you on a flagyl diet so you can shit more cocaine

4. Being interrogated by the Nigerian police with hot iron and live wire

Being interrogated by the Nigerian police with hot iron and live wireAnd when Nepa takes light, they will on the big gen for you because you must confess

5. Vomiting dollars inside somebody’s cupboard in Lekki

Vomiting dollars inside somebody's cupboard in LekkiLas Las, they’ll now use the money to buy pizza

6. Falling asleep in an Uber and waking up in Otu-Oke evil forest

Falling asleep in an Uber and waking up in Otu-Oke evil forestBut I drank anointing oyel yesterday

7. Taking the drug you bought inside molue only to start shitting out all your internal organs

Taking the drug you bought inside molue only to start shitting out all your internal organs Who sent me message o!

8. Entering Black Maria

Entering Black Maria Once you enter this thing, just be waving goodbye in slow motion

9. Getting your penis borrowed at Oshodi under-bridge

Getting your penis borrowed at Oshodi under-bridge When you’ve already told Amarachi that you’ll show her who is daddy

10. An old lady asking for help with her load at 12am

An old lady asking for help with her load at 12amWhether you say yes or no, you will still need 41 nights of deliverance.

11. Okada people playing GTA with your life in the middle of container and danfo

Okada people playing GTA with your life in the middle of container and danfoBros suffery suffery o!

12. And this family picture

And this family picture Iya Amoke and Iya Adigun came to find out why his name is ‘Jake’ instead of ‘Abayomi’.

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