1. Witchcraft is wen u known DAT u won’t marry her and still dated her for 6yrs, my broda even if u mak heaven u won’t see God.
2. When they start planning how to knack your sister👯, They start greeting you “SENIOR MAN”.
3. If some girls can cheat on Soldier’s people who carry guns and bombs who are you with Laptops.
4. I will stop listening to conversation inside a taxi, today I nearly followed someone home just to hear the end of the story.
5. Not all phone calls end with “bye-bye”. Some end with “send me money“.😂😂