You know I’m right.

1. “I’m going to London for my university”

"I'm going to London for my university" So London is now in Oyo State? Or what are you doing at Ibadan Poly?

2. “Don’t worry, we’ll keep in touch”

"Don't worry, we'll keep in touch" Look at them making false promises.

3. “I’m going in to study molecular engineering at Unilag”

"I'm going in to study molecular engineering at Unilag" You got History Education but almost there!

4. “We will get married after university.”

"We will get married after university" Do you even remember his name again?

5. “We’ll be coming to visit our secondary school everyday”

"We'll be coming to visit our secondary school everyday" 2 minutes later, we’ve forgotten the way there.

6. “Life is going to be so easy after Waec.”

"Life is going to be so easy after Waec" Good Old Days!

7. “I’ll graduate university with a first class.”

"I'll graduate university with a first class" And that’s how your GP did not get up from 1.4.

8. “I already know the unilag hostel I want and we’ll stay together.”

"I already know the unilag hostel I want and we'll stay together" Look at you, blissfully ignorant.

9. “When I get to the university, nobody can flog me again”

"When I get to the university, nobody can flog me again" Oh flogging will occur, just not physically. 

Life will flog your wallet,

Hunger will flog your stomach,

Lecturers will flog your soul!