1. Your stomach craves shawarma but your account is tight so you make an executive decision.

Your stomach craves shawarma but your account is tight so you make an executive decision. I cannot die!

2. When they start serving some mede-mede on the way to Boston.

When they start serving some mede-mede on the way to Boston. Baba Bose, bring your rice ojare!

3. SS3 students, when they finish writing waec and you say they should come to the assembly to sing National Anthem.

SS3 students, when they finish writing waec and you say they should come to the assembly to sing National Anthem. Selective amnesia is doing me

4. Nigerians, during break time at the gym.

Nigerians, during break time at the gym. We cannot come and die because of six pack

5. Agberos are beating your boy and he’s shouting, “Shina, come and fight”

Agberos are beating your boy and he's shouting, "Shina, come and fight" S for Shina. S for Seatbelt. S for Safety.

6. When they damn well know you can’t spell but still put you in charge of writing the menu.

When they damn well know you can't spell but still put you in charge of writing the menu. Read what you can read, ignore the rest.

7. You just came last but you’re thinking about how you’ll tell your children you were always 1st in class

You just came last but you're thinking about how you'll tell your children you were always 1st in class

8. When it’s Saturday and you’re the only child.

When it's Saturday and you're the only child. Time to exit. These people cannot kill me with work.

9. Nigerians, when the Danfo driver says the brake is not picking again.

Nigerians, when the Danfo driver says the brake is not picking again. We will be coming back when it picks.

10. When you hear your sugar mummy’s husband has used Magun on her and y’all just knacked.

When you hear your sugar mummy's husband has used Magun on her and y'all just knacked. Brethren pray for me, I cannot come and sizzle in hellfire