Joke Galore: Be Happy for New Year

1. After smoking weed I looked at my mom for 30 minutes and I was like “Baby have we met before”?

2. Can I ask a question, to my loyal female’s?

That 30 seconds  you wait while your boyfriend is putting on condom, what goes through your mind?

3. You are expecting her to reply your “how are you” when another guy is asking her for account number?

Okwala gi Oga!

4. Some men will be like, “My Mum did not teach me how to cook, hence I dont know how to cook”. And my question is “who taught you how to open bra and suck breast and how to remove pant and suck pussy”?

5. Dear husbands, You cannot reject food in your own house because you are angry with your wife. Firstly, The wife is yours. Secondly, the food is yours and finally, the anger is yours.

So whatever you chose to do with them is up to you. Transfer the anger to the food and eat the food with Anger!

6. If you’re looking for Wife material, go for a lady above 30 years because their sense has come back to normal.

7. I’m On My Way Baby… This Alone Can Motivate Guys To Sweep The Whole Community.

8. Sometimes I laugh alone as if I’m mad because when I see a beautiful descent girl giving speech in a rough rude voice, I just imagine how she can scream during sex.

9. Someone’s girlfriend is going to university this September to meet her future husband.

10. You buy data bundles every week but you’re using the same toothbrush since 2018 .

My friend you should be arrested.

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