A baby born in the morning is called Monica, at midday is Mildred, in the evening Evelyn, on the floor Florence.
A baby born at the doorstep Doris, under the bridge is Bridget, in a car is Carol, in a hurry, Harrison, on the mat, Matildah. The ones born on the road are Rodah, in a bar, Barbra.
If the lady was being forced Faustina, if the man is guilty Gilbert and if the baby was born in the bush, we call him BUhari.
Definitely not my writing.