1. After a successful expo during exam.
You’ll come out of the exam hall and be like “I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky“.
2. Once in a while go to the ATM, withdraw all your money, enter the bank and pay it back to your account.
Repeat process like 6 times and the cashiers will start calling you Sir from that day trust me.
3. Please what’s the difference between CUM & COME?
4. No Teacher flogs like Intro Tech teachers.
Me: You have not met my Technical Drawing Teacher.
5. The awkward moment when you enter WhatsApp and you see the person you owe money typing…
6. Romancing a slim bae is like arranging firewood.
7. Turn to your neighbour and say, “Neighbour!” Shout it loud, “Neighbour!!” Shout it louder, “Neighbour!!”
This December, I must buy knockout.
8. Dear tall people, please be good role models because all your short friends are looking up to you.
9. You live for one room apartment and you update “Having breakfast in bed“.
Abeg where you wan take eat am before? For ceiling?
10. Girls wear white on wedding day because white is the color of purity and happiness.
What I dont know is why men wear black?