1. A man who is a citizen of Nigeria
is called: Nigerian.
A man who is a citizen of Mali
is called what?
2. Good News!!!
You don’t need Benz🚘🚘 to impress Unilorin ladies!!!
Just hold shoprite nylon
Ilorin gals una shame dey shame me.
3. When I say women are beautiful, I mean those who hustle for themselves..
Not you tax collectors.
4. Having A Bae On Facebook is Hard
You’ll Comment On Another Girl’s Pic And
She’ll Like The Comment ,
Just To Alert You That The “FBI” is Here.
5. If someone tells you that money is not one of the ingredients that makes a woman happy, delete their number twice…
6. If you can’t help me because I am not in your church or ministry events, then you are not in ministry, you are in business.
7. Every man deserves a female friend who’ll say “Sammy I can see you’re not okay” close the door.
8. Guys, if you don’t have transport fare to give to a girl, please date your area girl.. Period!
9. Telling a Lie is a sin for a child,
fault for an adult,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
a management tool for a Boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a Subordinate
A matter of survival for a Married Man.
10. You were asked to join choir, you said u don’t have voice…
The one u are using to moan nko.