1. Who notice that Nigerians are currently the highest consumers of BLOOD OF JESUS
2. My definition of exams:
They give me questions I don’t know, I give them answers they don’t know.
3. Some relationship work like Bluetooth, only connect when you are near, when you are far they search for other devices to connect.
If you experience, I know!
4. There are 70 ways to make a man happy, 1 is food the rest is 69. If u don’t understand this, then congrats u’re making heaven!
5. When they enter someone’s decorated room with AC, thier next whatsApp status ‘am bored who is in for a video call?’
6. Thank God body parts cannot be borrowed, if not you will be hearing things like “Cynthia abeg borrow me your breasts, you know say my own don fall”.
7. If You admitted your one year old child in school please you are wasting your precious money.
Imagine I asked my neighbors child wat they taught her today in school and she said ‘a noun is a name of any pencil animal plate of beans‘.
I’m still wondering if the teacher is educated at all.
8. Since I was born, I never see chicken agree to sex, it’s always rape and the Government is doing nothing about it!
9. Very soon those guys from Abroad will come back home with cool clothes and fancy cars for X’mas and be destroying people’s relationships. So I advise that it’s better you impregnate that girl now… You can’t labor in vain. They will not harvest what they never planted.
10. BABY IF YOU CAN’T BUY ME IPHONE11, IT’S OVER BETWEEN US!
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