1: A woman was sleeping with her husband and later in the night she woke up and shouted, “Run my husband has come. He is knocking on the door”. The man jumped through the window and ran. He reached somewhere and remembered it was his home.
Should He Go Back Home?
2: I was chasing this rat all over the house for 20 minute. It ran into my room and was hiding there. When I entered the room, tired of running
I decided to release the mess
(fart) I’ve been holding since I took Groundnut and zobo. It was not up to 10 seconds I saw the rat coming out from under the bed holding his
nose looking at me and shaking his head
3: *A* *FATHER* *TELLS* *HIS*
*Your* *SMS* *has* *a* *code*
*Your* *Facebook* *has* *a* *code*
*Your* *WhatsApp* *has* *a* *code**Your* *Twitter* *has* *a* *code* *and**even* *your**Instagram* *has* *a* *code*
*but* *yet* *u* *forgot* *to* *put* *a* *code**between* *your* *legs!*
4: Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidentally called the cricket stadium. He asks,
“How’s the situation?”He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch,last one was a duck!”..
5: I caught a pastor drinking star in a bar and I shouted man of God ” you supposed to be drinking malt, fanta or coke and not star. He
replied to me,, where was malt, fanta & coke when Star was leading the 3 wise men to see JESUS?