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Joke Galore: Top 10 Sunday Eve Jokes!

1. Timaya, from plantain seller to millionaire. Efe, from tomatoes seller to a millionaire. Olajumoke, from a bread seller to a millionaire. God, what do you want me to sell? Speak, your servant is listening.

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2. My Oyinbo friend asked me β€œwhy Nigerians will lock their car via remote and hear the lock sound and still check the door to be sure”?
I told him that we like to
be very sure. Our village people might have played the lock sound in our
ear. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. If you are offered 5million to kill a mosquito on your dad’s head with slippers. Will you go for it?
One guy replied– he said his dad will even advice him to use a plank…
Bastards in Nigeria πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. Trouble making is when you’re in a canoe in the middle of a river and you started saying ‘mami water power, powerless power….. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. Have you ever joined your mum looking for the money you stole??
Come and enter heaven lemme see you πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

6. Nollywood will not kill me ooo, how can they do flashback to 1995 and someone is passing with the new Nigeria jersey? 😲😲😲

7. JS1: I want to be a doctor
SS2: I want to be a lawyer
10yrs later: contact me for your weavon, bags, shoes and aju mbaise….
Kikikiki
Nigeria government can change someone’s destiny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. If my body is the temple of God…
who am I to limit the number of people who enter? So said a certain girl in my area. Some girls can talk ooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. Chai!!!… Nollywood don come again, what is viju milk plastic doing in heaven?? 😲😲😲

10. No matter how much you tried,you cant make a goat laugh…. that animal get mind πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Which number got your ribs cracking?
Good evening house, have a beautiful Weekend.

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