1. Confusion is when you finally go to church after being absent for a long time & d pastor announces that The Devil is in our midst today.
2. My phone ️just dey worry me say my Bible app needs an update!
Abi king Solomon don marry another wife!?
3. For Those Who Know Me In Real Life.
Never see me in the street and expect me to behave the way I do on social media, in real life am on different level.
Tke note please.
4. You give her money she cheat because of SEX. You give sex she cheat because of MONEY. Women what actually do you want?
Her: Sex And Money.
5. Because you saw me coming out from hotel, you are looking at me one kain eye so person can’t go & charge his phone in peace?
Any Fowl That Passes In Front Of My House Is At Owners Risk.
Train your Fowls To Be Staying At home
I hate wot dun like oo.
7. Buy a Golden Ring, Organize a romantic dinner for her, kneel down and ask her, ‘Do you think Chidimma will
8. A guy just return from 5 yrs Imprisonment, You can’t believe his Girlfriend still asked him “What did u bring for me?”
9. When a girl says “tell me about yourself”, she’s asking if you work or if you drive, not this nonsense of I’m a caring and loving guy.
10. After smoking weed I looked at my mom for 30 minutes and I was like “Young Woman, have we met before?”