1. Agric teacher take waka🖐🏾
For telling me that weed is an unwanted plant.
2. Stressful relationship can make you so confused. Can you believe I entered a keke and forgot to seat down?!😂😂😂
3. I saw a lady crying at shoprite because she lost the money she was supposed to use to buy some items and I dash her 3k from 45k I picked from the entrance of the mall.
If God bless me, why wouldn’t I help others?🏃 🏃
4. I need a woman within age 20-25. Tall, intelligent, beautiful and with AA genotype to comma help me peel this potato I want to fry.🤗
5. Listen to how EE students toast girls.
Nne, if my heart is a conductor, the magnetic flux from your beauty has induced EMF into my body.
6. These days it’s risky to get angry with your girlfriends because of those guys called “I’m always there for you.”
7. My Dear sister if you are in a relationship and he only has time for you at night, You are dating a mosquito.
8. In U.S. when couples are going to bed, you hear ‘GOODNITE MY DEAR, SLEEP WELL’.
In Africa, you hear ‘HAVE YOU LOCKED ALL THE DOORS AND THE WINDOWS?’