Joke Galore: Top Gear Jokes

1. It is only in Nollywood movies witches will appear somewhere and the first thing they do is to laugh…
Please what’s funny?

2. Those guys who abuse their Gf:
One day your girlfriend will remove her wig and face you man to man.

3. Drinking a lot of water can help you mind your business, because you could spend most of your time urinating, instead of gossiping.

4. Girls please stop bragging about your curves, blackberry had curves too, Where is it now?

Guys should I loud the volume???

5. Dear Ladies: Even if you don’t know how to cook, a good Man will still Marry you… but I’m pretty sure I won’t be that Man because I need to eat good food as a married man.

6. How can you toast a lady on Facebook that has 4,888 friends?

Wating you won tell her make she never hear.

Broz take time.

7. Kissing a tall girlfriend will always be difficult.
It’s like drinking water from the shower.

8. Putting your left hand in your pocket while walking is a sign that you are a billoniare like me… Keep it up!

9. If you are in a relationship you will never go through anything alone, especially your phone.

If u know u know

10. Today is the happiest day in my life Abegii help me send your account number let me delete it for you.

No near me ooh.

Ayemiii!!! who stone me???

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