1. If Someone calls you at 2am in
the night and asks you, “are you
Ans: No, I’m doing special human sacrifice.😜😂😂😂😂
2. If You’re making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants
And she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you.
3. When They see you coming out of the bathroom wet amd asks; ”did you just have a bath?”
Ans: No, I just fell into the toilet bowl.😜
4. You’re standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor
going to your office, and someone they asks; ”are you going up?”
Ans: No, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me.
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ”are those flowers?”
Ans: No baby, they’re vegetables.
6. You’re in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and ask; ”what are you doing here?”
Ans: I’m trying to pay my school fees!
7. When people see sleeping And still ask; ”are you sleeping?”
Ans: No! I’m practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ”Please are you here to eat?”
Ans: No. I’m here to harvest.
9. I sold my Iphone to pay my bae’s school fees and she’s still asking me, “do I love her with all my heart?”
Ans: No. I love you with all my head!”
10. On a beautiful sunday morning, you are neatly dressed on your way to church with your bible and they ask you, “are you going to church?”
Ans: No, I’m going to shrine.