Kraks(Jokemania): The Adventures Of Aunty Blessing And OnyeEze’s Mansion

Summary Of Blessing VS ONYE EZE 1 Of China

1 Mr Onye eze was in China jeje looking for a container to ship his new age chargers, earpiece, screen guard, phone cases & power bank to Nigeria

When the news hit him that someone somewhere has been claiming his one and only mansion in Enugu.

2. Not just claiming his sweat but giving motivational speech that people have been tapping into like palmwine tappers from Sapele

Shuuuuu!!!!

3 He first thought it was omo-nile, knowing fully well he has settled omonile before putting the structures together

Only to find out that it is one Nkiru blogger that is catching cruise with his property

4. He was still holding on to his container in China thinking she will come out to apologize to the public

Not knowing that the girl na OKORO, dem no dey give up easily.

5. Baba now started doubting his own house o. He thought to himself, after years of importing chinko products all the way from China just to have something to fall back to

So somebody will just wake up one day and be claiming his sweat with pictures to even back it up? How is he sure she doesn’t have the C of O already

6. Before we know it sha, Onye Eze have taken the next available flight to Enugu all the way from China. “Enugu must receive me today” He said.

13 hours on air, Onye Eze couldn’t doze not to talk of sleep. He was calculating how he will fcuk Blessing up!

7. Meanwhile Blessing is still somewhere in her cubicle telling us online how she has worked so hard to put this together

We the ‘association of aww’ didn’t know aunty jumped Land, Foundation, Building materials to owning someone’s property 🙆🏼‍♂️

8. Onye Eze touched down Enugu and went straight to plan with his boys to bring the girl that is claiming his sweat

Eventuarry, aunty Blessing was nabbed and taken to Onye Eze’s mansion

9. So we were in our various offices yesterday when Zuckerberg notified us that Blessing_Ceo is Live on Instagram

In our mind we said this girl sha want to pepper us with her newly acquired house sha. Anyway let us join

10 Das how we joined and we found aunty kneeling down with ṣẹkẹṣẹkẹ in her hands at her own mansion. What tha feck?

What is happening here? 🙃🙃

11 Some of us even exited the live video, went to her page and joined again to be sure if we were at the right place

By then, she was already confessing on the live video that Onye Eze of China owns the house that we have been tapping into online 😭😭😭

12 She said she was just playing with Onye Eze that she didn’t know it will escalate so fast

Onye Eze was not having any of that sakamanje rather he is telling us how he wants to fcuk her up

13. Before we knew it sha, they took aunty round the building to tell us that neither the parlor nor the boys quarter down to the dirt loitering the house is hers 😭😭😭

Onye Eze was just in the background asking her to start telling the truth before he lands her imported slaps from China 🇨🇳  Slap that when it lands on anybody, the persin will shout like they just off china phone

14. See what is paining me now is, people that have been TAPping into the fake news have become professional plumbers overnight o

With the way they are disconnecting their TAPs without the help of a plumber. 😱😩😭

15. This brings us to the question everyone is asking now, as they haf BREAK her Relationship with the house

Who will MAKE them UP? Food for thought 💭

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