See These 10 Jokes That Will Make You Skip Breakfast

1. Blessed are those boys that have no girlfriend for they shall enjoy their pocket money.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. Single and free fellowship
Some people will be busy taking down notes in Church during sermon as if they will read it later.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. Real men give their salary to their woman. Real women reject the money. πŸ‘Œ

4. To those girls who feel too big to reply messages, a time will come and you will be desperate for a husband. That’s when a man will ask you β€œhow are you doing?” And you will reply β€œYES I DO!”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. A Fat Hausa Man Is Called Alhaji, But A
Slim Hausa Man Is Called Aboki… Corruption
Will Never Ever End Anyway!

6. If he ignores your Whatsapp Msgs, texts
& calls, put him on your status and write
“RIP boo, it was a life well spent”.
He will definitely call you back.

Thank me later!

7. What is more painful than when u
thought u are driving a Bugatti only to wake
up then discover it was your girlfriend

8. I gat question!
If I had a little dispute with my friend cos of
roasted CORN, should I call it CORNbeef or

9. Please, I am from U. S. A, I am not from Nigeria. I just came to do my I. T. Here.🀷🀷

10. At 40, no money, no children, no wife, amd yoy are still shouting, ”na dem dey rush us”.Β 

My broda, I wont tell you whats rushing you.


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