Joke Galore: Top 5 Funny Jokes

1. You use 100 to give offering in church and use 5k to play Bet.

My brother your Hell is over 2.5.
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2. Instead of me to watch Nollywood movies, I rather pick stones from the local rice.

How on this earth will a ghost will be wearing Arsenal Jersey.

3. Some girls have never seen the doors of a gym but physically look fit because of running one man to another.

4. If all women in the world decide to pause sex until the cure of (AIDS) is found, men would find the cure in 30 days.綾綾

5. Call your girlfriend and ask her to visit you, she’ll ask you to send her transport money, but somebody tell her you have a girl in your room or lodge, she can even hire a private jet.嫖屢

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