The story of my promotion

1. My Oga finally gave me promotion letter so I hit up my girl, Bisi, for turn up!

My Oga finally gave me promotion letter so I hit up my girl, Bisi, for turn up!We will finish them in this town.

2. We step into the club with Bisi shouting “She’s Getting Da MF Bag! New Boss Coming Thruu”

We step into the club with Bisi shouting "She's Getting Da MF Bag! New Boss Coming Thruu" Yass Queen! 👑 

3. Our Champagne with sparks and fire start to come through and people begin to glance our way

Our Champagne with sparks and fire start to come through and people begin to glance our wayThey all wanna be us so bad.

4. Mistakenly I heard someone say, “People have money in this Lagos sha, that champagne with fire is 200K each”

Mistakenly I heard someone say, "People have money in this Lagos sha, that champagne with fire is 200K each"Champagne with which fire? Is it the one in front of me?

5. So I start to blow and shout, “Bisi blow the fire oo”

So I start to blow and shout, "Bisi blow the fire oo"Bisi say are we doing coalpot?

6. So I tell her they just increased my salary from 25K to 27K o!

So I tell her they just increased my salary from 25K to 27K oBisi I say BLOW!

7. They bring the bill so I start to perform sign language because for all intents and purposes, I am now deaf

They bring the bill so I start to perform sign language because for all intents and purposes, I am now deaf

8. I was still performing my script when one heavy looking bouncer came to informed me that SARS people are coming to carry me.

I was still performing my script when one heavy looking bouncer came to informed me that SARS people are coming to carry me. If I start running, will this bouncer knock me dead? 

Can I take the impact? Will I die or just sustain lirru internal injury?

9. Now, they are asking if I want to go to Allen Avenue or Panti Police Station”

Now, they are asking if I want to go to Allen Avenue or Panti Police Station"Allen? Panti? To do what? Are they doing party there?

10. I just want to say, we the youths have to get our PVC because it’s like they don’t use to Flit Panti Police Station again.

I just want to say, we the youths have to get our PVC because it's like they don't use to Flit Panti Police Station again. I don’t know what APC people have been doing for all these years.