We all might not have heard about the Upcoming NIPOGA Games, right? Yes, but I have, over and over again! Let nobody comman be asking me questions like, Onyebuchi, why have you not registered nah? I will tell you why before you ask me. It all started during my ND1 when Ani Emmanuel was SUG Minister of Sports. … Read moreWhy I Decided Not To Join The Upcoming NIPOGA Games
1. 2019 has been a very busy year that I forgot to buy a car again. Let see what happens in 2020. 2. One beautiful girl was staring at me Today in the Bank, and I was blushing until she said, ‘you look like the keke man that ran away with my change’. 3. I … Read moreJoke Galore: More Jokes
1. We have three tribes in Nigeria… 🌶🌶🌶 🐂🐂🐂 💰💰💰 I did nuh tok oo. 2. When I was 12, my mom hid her money in the bible, I took it. When she asked I told her that umu Israel has taken the money. 3. Facebook is always notifying me about people’s birthdays, maybe they … Read moreJoke Galore: Interesting Fun
Story by Somto 1. I done tire for Bet9ja, Even if you play for 11players to wear boot. One idiot go wear canvass enter pitch. 2. You are forming Marlian but your mama dey give you offering moni. 3. Some ladies use makeups and still look like baloteli. My sister, who bewitched you nah? 4. … Read moreJoke Galore: The Ten Turns
We all felt the wave of black current in our various sit outs on wednesday. Yes, thats NEPA showing us their superiority and nothing else. And we Kwete! Thats how I was busy pressing my phone oo and my broda told me, Onyebuchi, they yaff nuh bring light since this morning o’. And I asked him to … Read moreLet Me Tell You How Nepa Went On OneDay Strike In My Own Words
Everybody got the news and we all felt the heat of our Pop Queen from America when she arrived Nigeria. The first news that reached us was how she said that the f*ckinhg Nigeria looks like Dominica Republic. A whole Nigeria! Okay!!! That is how my guys took her to Victoria Island, Banana Island and … Read moreThe Beef: How Cardi B Turned Nigerian In Nigeria
Shantal Shantal, oh my Beloved Shantal! A spin off from Reasons Why IMT Students Did Not Join The Suicide Trend Who doesn’t know shantal in IMT? I think everyone does. But what they hardly realise is that it has a good and a bad side. Everybody has a Mission in Shantal, some of those missions are … Read moreThe Chronicles Of Shantal
A story inspired by Onyedikachi ‘KachiYung’ Benjamin(KY) Following the Suicide Wave that rampaged our youths earlier this year in various higher institution like UNN, Oko Poly, Unilag, Unizik, among others, it would be appropriate to expect one around your corner. I for one kept my ears on the ground to ensure no news passed me … Read moreReasons Why IMT Students Did Not Join The Suicide Trend
1. Everybody’s Mom is the best, but whose Mom are those that wake up in the middle of the night to tie people’s destiny to iroko tree? 2. Gone are the days when we used to beg ladies, these days we only ask once, you refuse we go to your sister or best friend. Guys, … Read moreJoke Galore: Mid-Week Jokes
1. Being ugly is so bad, people will just look at your face and conclude you are wicked. 2. Your bf is using BlackBerry phone, Huawei charger and Nokia headset and you expect him to be loyal. 3. My girlfriend has trust issues – Her: Where are you? – Me: In a taxi – Her: … Read moreJoke Galore: Happy Sunday
