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Joke Galore: Early Morning Eerie

Please stay safe especially those of you oweing me, you can’t die with my money.


Self Quarantine at home might not be bad after all. I Counted all the grains in a 2kg rice. Got 11,297 grains. Now I just opened a bag of sugar.

Let me concentrate.


One day a man posted that he needed airtime. People make mockery of him. But one lady asked for his number and later sent him airtime. They became friends. Later, things got better for him and he married her. Now they live in Canada(Toronto).

So my dear, I need MTN or GLO airtime. DM me for details.


I laugh each time women say they don’t understand men. How can you understand what was created when you were not in existence.

Tweeeeeeeeakai, forget koraaaa!


Sometimes I look through my contacts then I shake my head:
No President Ba
No Minister Ba
No MP or MD mpo Ba

Eiiiiiii!!! Killers nkoaaaaa na ɛgu me fone mu.


Girls will be sleeping naked and when evil spirits get them pregnant they will be accusing us the innocent boyfriend.

I won’t accept that thing ooooooo. Walahi talaie


Beware of mother’s that open hot pot with their bare hands, they have the latest version of slap that can reset your destiny.


Where are our husbands that get angry and abandon Food, try it now that you are at home, hunger go show.


A yahoo guy stole a girl’s pant but he couldnt make it to the ritual place, The smell of the pant killed him on his way
kam bia kwanu.


PLEASE I WANT THE TRUTH FROM YOU GUY’S THIS QUESTION IS FOR MEN ONLY,

HOW WILL YOU FEEL IF YOU FIND OUT THAT THE HOUSE YOU ARE PAYING THE RENT FOR PAST 5YEARS BELONGS TO YOUR WIFE?


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