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JokeMania: Lying Politicians

A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm.
When the police arrived, they asked the farmer what happened.
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Farmer: “They crashed near my farm and I buried all of them”
One of the police men asked with shock:
“Are you sure they were all dead”?
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Farmer: “Some of them were screaming, ‘we are still alive’…..
But I didn’t believe them…..
You know, these politicians. They can lie”
😀😎😀😎

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JokeMania: I Still Cant Believe It

I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
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My girlfriend and I had a little issue last night
and when I woke up this morning I saw her
lying dead on the floor – she stabbed herself
with a knife. I couldn’t believe it, I asked her
why she did that and she said it’s because
she believed I’m cheating on her. I told her
that’s not true and carried her up from the
floor, but before I knew it she brought out a
gun and shot herself. I became terrified and
immediately put her in my car so I could
take her to the hospital. On my way, she
asked me to stop close to a bridge and I did,
she came down and immediately jumped
into the river. I immediately alerted the
divers there who fetched her dead body
from the river. I looked at her corpse and
began to cry , she asked me why I was
crying and I told her that I love her so much.
She finally passed out in my very arms but I
still continued my journey to the hospital as
she said she was feeling weak. There the
doctor told me that she was alright and just
needs some rest. I was so relieved but when
I went to her ward I saw her lying lifeless –
with poison pills in her hand. I was getting
angry now but then she told me that I
should calm down and that everything will
be okay soon. We kissed for some seconds
but to my very greatest surprise & shock,
she closed her eyes, fell on my laps and
finally died. I cried uncontrollably beside her,
she told me to stop crying that everything
will be alright.

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Joke Galore: Keep The Fun Rolling

1. My Brother, if a lady tells you that for 6 months no man has seen her pants, pls don’t argue, they don’t wear pants anymore.

2. Man was asked “if you win 80million,what will you do in your community?
Him: I will practice social distancing😂😂😂😂

3. Apart from me, do we still have men like Joseph who see nakedness of a woman and run away?🤔🤔🤔

4. Ladies👯👯 imagine walking into heaven and the kids you aborted shouts “Angel Gabriel..!! nah she be that..!!💔
Hell fire straight!!!

5. Anyone dating my future wife should please take it easy on her. Even if she says, “Hit me Harder!” and “Faster!” Or “Tear it!”, Please don’t mind her!

I’m begging you she doesn’t know what she’s saying, please!

6. I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 5k, stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.
Now I don’t know where N200 entered😭😭I’m having a chest pain now.

7. My pain is not that she didn’t allow me touch her, my pain is that I ate almost #200 onions and she was busy eating the meat in the suya😢
Just leave me let me cry😭😭

8. If Naija bus that you entered at the park didn’t branch at the filling station to buy fuel, My dear, you have been kidnapped!

9. Obama’s wife is comfortable with two daughters and no son. Dat is because Patience Ozorkwor is not d mother inlaw.💔💔😂😂

10. When a girl is not interested in a relationship anymore, she can say anything just to break up with you…she will be like ..
“Baby I can’t continue this relationship your father did not write NECO”.💔💔🤦‍♂️😅😅😅

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Joke Galore: Amusement

  1. Women can’t stop being funny. Imagine just a drop, very small drop, she will make noise for 9months. What of we guys that carry full tank of it all nko🤣🤣🤣🤣
  2. I see person dey wear Adieu papa face mask😂
  3. Living alone is so sweet you cook, serve, eat and wash plates next week 😂 😂
  4. Once again…Download…. watch… delete…clear history…then sleep. Only legends will understand.💔😁
  5. Toyota Venza for sale. Nothing do am. You will just change the engine, the steering and seats.
  6. Remember I told you guys that I fell in love. I have stand up ohh…😀😀😀in fact I’m on my way home now o o….
  7. That regrettable moment u try to borrow meat from the pot then the pot cover try to expose u then u try catching it like jet li then the pot of soup will nw pour 💔💔🙆‍♂️😭
  8. When your boss start saying💁 “Stop calling me sir call me Innocent ” My Sister🙎 just find iron pant and wear.
  9. With all the ideas I have eh if am made the president of this country, they will be carrying me everywhere I go. 😂😂🏃‍♂
  10. I smell pregnancy here. One of our member will carry belle soon. The spirit just minister to me right now…

Congrats in advance.
☹️☹️☹️😔😔😔
Don’t ask me the type of Spirit😏
Willo wise

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JokeMania: Funny Question And Answers From Grade Six Pupils

Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old students! (Don’t laugh too hard – one of these may be the president some day.)

Name the four seasons.
Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

How is dew formed?
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

What is a planet?
A body of earth surrounded by sky.

What causes the tides in the oceans?
The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

In a democratic society, how important are elections?
Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets a election.

What are steroids?
Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

What happens to your body as you age?
When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
Premature death.

How can you delay milk turning sour?
Keep it in the cow.

How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

What is the Fibula?
A small lie.

What does “varicose” mean?
Nearby.

What is the most common form of birth control?
Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.”
The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

What is a seizure?
A Roman emperor.

What is a terminal illness?
When you are sick at the airport.

Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

What does the word “benign” mean?
Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

What is a turbine?
Something an Arab wears on his head.

What is a Hindu?
It lays eggs.

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Music: All FrenzyOffixial Songs (New & Old)

Audio Mp3: All Frenzyoffixial Songs (New & Old)

All Frenzyoffixial Songs (New & Old)

All Frenzyoffixial songs are songs with nice rhythm & exciting lyrics that will definitely get listeners sing along.

If you are a big fan of Frenzyoffixial and you will like to know the songs Frenzyoffixial has released so far, all you need is to stroll down to see the list and download both his old and recent songs.

Connect On Instagram: @frenzyoffixial

Download & Listen To All Frenzyoffixial Below:

1. DOWNLOAD MP3: Frenzyoffixial Ft Demmie Vee – Owo

2. DOWNLOAD MP3: Frenzyoffixial – Wine

3. DOWNLOAD MP3: Frenzyoffixial – Folake 2.0

4. DOWNLOAD MP3: Frenzyoffixial – Folake

5. DOWNLOAD MP3: Frenzyoffixial – Blessings

6. DOWNLOAD MP3: Frenzyoffixial – Dangote (Cover)

7. DOWNLOAD MP3: Frenzyoffixial – Banku

8. DOWNLOAD MP3: Frenzyoffixial – Olowo Laiyemo

9. DOWNLOAD MP3: Frenzyoffixial – Street Credibiity (Cover)

10. DOWNLOAD MP3: Frenzyoffixial – Shona Panzi

11. DOWNLOAD MP3: Frenzyoffixial – Ndinokuvimbisa

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Download Music: Abulo Ft. Ejima 042 – Ego Adigo Ime

Audio Mp3: Abulo Ft. Ejima 042 – Ego Adigo Ime

Abulo Ft. Ejima-042 – Ego Adigo Ime (Audio Mp3) Download 

Download Audio MP3 by Abulo Ft. Ejima-042 Ego Adigo Ime. Abulo drops another new jam for his fans tagged “Ego Adigo Ime” alongside Ejima-042.

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Listen & Download ” Abulo Ft. Ejima-042 – Ego Adigo Ime ” Below:- 

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Download Music: Mr Cedar Ft. Bravvo Beby – Nneka

Audio Mp3: Mr Cedar Ft. Bravvo Beby – Nneka

Mr Cedar-Nneka Ft. Bravvo Beby
Mr Cedar-Nneka Ft. Bravvo Beby

Ladies And Gentlemen‼️
Allow me to introduce you to your VIBE SPIRIT..

MR CEDAR-NNEKA (featBravvo Beby)

The song is a hit, GET Ready… 👞Get your Shoes on👟.. 🕺Let’s vibe🕴.

Download and Enjoy Below.

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Download Music: Aryhills – Selenle

Audio Mp3: Aryhills – Selenle

Aryhills drops his long anticipated single tittled “Selenle”. Selenle is a song that talks about love. The greater expression of fulfilment found in true love.

Download and share your thoughts below:-

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Joke Galore: Laugh If You Know Laughter

IF YOU KñNO LAUGH WETIN YOU GAIN

1. I told you she is my sister and you are asking if we are related by blood.

No,Its by yoghurt.

2. School mother that cannot say “Precious, comma do small”, is that one school mother?

3. I told my girlfriend I’d like to have 7 kids after marriage and she shouted, “Ah babe! That’s too much o!” In my mind I be like, “what’s wrong with this one, are you my future wife?”

4. You buy car for your girl, another guy buys fuel, That’s division of labour. You buy her clothes another man removes them, That is separation of powers.

She tells you she is not ready for sex, whilst another guy drills daily, That’s Satanism.

5. Bag of Rice is N24k, Basket of Pepper and Tomatoes N32k. If you can’t eat Indomie and Egg on my wedding day, Abeg sit down for your house.

6. Mum says sex and Night clubs are my Enemies. God says love your Enemies as yourself.

Should I obey Mummy or God???

7. I was shocked today I never knew my Father was my Dad.A🙆🙆

8. Jealousy can make a Nigerian girlfriend read all the 200 comments on her boyfriend’s post and check their profiles.

9. Nigeria girls are like NEPA. Once dey start giving light be expecting bills.
Yee!! Who stone me??

10. Perfumes are not meant for everybody.

Some girls when their body odour mix wit Perfume they start smelling like four weeks fufu…
Just free me ee, I’m not okay.