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JokeMania: The Service Of Drunkards

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A Pastor was rounding up his sermon against Alchoholism and Drug Abuse. With great expression he said, ”If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, ”And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” And then finally, he said, ”And if I had all the Marijuana in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” Sermon complete, he then sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, “And today we will let someone in the crowd pick our closing song.” A man raised his hand and said, “For are closin song, we will sing Hymn #365: ‘We Shall Gather at that River.”’

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