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- U are in a bus and suddenly the driver shouts, Am tired of this life! Be honest what will you do? As for me ooo I would jump to the nearest ocean I hate rough play
- When they want to give us drugs as a kid.
American Mom: Open Your Mouth.
Nigerian Mum: Do Aaahh Hahahhaahah
- Even Rats sef want to be among the richest animals, a rat entered my room, instead of going to where I kept my crayfish and dry fish, its was heading towards my 50 naira…. Na kill I kill am �
- Hey! Stop asking me if am single . Do i look double to you
- I’m just imagining the kind of hunger that hooked the person that discovered coconut could be eaten *
- Before the # CORONAVIRUS if you sneez people around would say God Bless you
buh if you sneez lasan this period in a public place………. Ohhh my God yah dead
- Main reason why I haven’t travelled abroad is if I get chased by a dog that dosen’t understand kai… kaii… kaiii….
- What date did buhari announced the first lockdown? I want to calculate something.
Somebody wants to put pregnancy on me
- Once we are dating, there’s no going back… If you’re tired I’ll buy you energy drink.. It’s either we plan our wedding or plan your funeral!
- Just because am a man doesn’t mean I should be able to kill a snake my sister, I can scream louder than you.