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Joke Galore: A New Metal Has Been Added To Chemistry

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found… tends to get heavier with time.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*

  • Boils at any time
  • Can freeze at any time
  • Melts if treated with love
  • Very Bitter if Mishandled

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

  • Very Reactive
  • Highly Unstable
  • Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
  • Money Reducing Agent

OCCURRENCE

Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
It’s highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
# Very harmful to you if it (she) sees you with any element similar to itself!

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