Joke Galore: Cheap Beer

Written by uniquebaze

A man walks up to a bartender one night and asked for a beer.
“Certainly, sir. That’d be one cent.”
The guy was surprised at the incredible price.
The guy, unable to believe such prices, looked up the menu and ordered a nice juicy T-bone steak with chips, peas and a fried egg.
“Certainly, sir. That’d be five cents including the beer.”
The guy couldn’t trust the bartender no more and called for the manager.
“The manager’s upstairs with my wife.”
The guy curiously asked why he was with his wife.
“He do my business, I’ll do his.”

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