There once was a pack of Indians and the Indian Chief could never seem to fart. So eventually he got one of his Indian people to call up a doctor and tell him “Big Chief no fart!”.
So the doctor came up the next day with a pill and he
says “Here, take this and call me the next day to tell me what happened.” So the Indian calls back up the next day and says “Still, Big Chief no fart!”
So the doctor brought up an even bigger pill. The next day the Indian calls the doctor up and says “Once again, Big Chief no fart!”. So the doctor had enough of this and brought this HUGE pill, I mean this pill had to be taken in by tanks.
So the next day the Indian calls up the doctor and says…”BIG FART, NO CHIEF!!”.