1. Assuming your uncle is using your destiny, and he gives you 30 million every month.
Do you still need the destiny or he should keep it??
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2. Every girl at least once or twice a week checks their ass on the mirror to see if it is growing. Ladies Am I right?
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3. Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.😅😅
If you know you know!!!
4. I saw a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time and I think he mistook me for Jesus…
He was like, ‘ Jesus Christ… is this you?’
5. Video call without permission is RAPE🙄 say NO to RAPE!!!
6. Real boyfriend give half of his salary to his girlfriend and a real girlfriend rejects it. Hope I’m not drunk.
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7. Who can proudly say I left secondary school without stealing a pen🖋🙄😎
Chaiiiiiiii, witchcraft is almost real.
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8. A jealous girlfriend will be like “I called you last night and I heard a voice of a naked woman”.
9. Why do ladies think it’s cool to take off a guy’s cap and run away with it?
If I take off your wig and run away with it, how will you feel? Huh?🙄🙄
10. If he doesn’t sleep after sex trust me you failed as a woman.
A good pu$$y is a sleeping pill.