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Joke Galore: Ojukwu

Three Hausa Men were in a bar and spotted an Igbo Man. One of the Hausa Men walked over to the Igbo Man tapped him on the shoulder, and said, “Hey, I hear your Ojukwu was a drunken loser.”

“Oh really? Hmm, didn’t know that.”

Puzzled, the Hausa Man walked back to his buddies. “I told him Ojukwu was a loser, and he didn’t care.” The second Hausa Man remarked, “You just don’t know how to set him off…watch and learn.” So the second Hausa Man walked over to the Igbo Man, tapped him on the shoulder and said, “Hey, I hear your Ojukwu was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!”

“Oh really? Hmm, didn’t know that.”

Shocked beyond belief, the Hausa Man went back to his buddies. “You’re right. He’s unshakable!”

The third Hausa Man remarked, “Boys, I’ll really tick him off… just watch.” So the third Hausa Man walked over to the Igbo Man, tapped him on the shoulder and said, “I hear Ojukwu was an Hausa Man!”

“Yeah, that’s what your friends were trying to tell me.”

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