Joke Galore: Paying The Bills

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A man walks into a bar and has a few drinks. The bartender gives him the bill but the man has left his wallet at home. So the man tells the bartender he paid already.
The bartender says, “If you say you paid I believe you.”
The man leaves and sees a co-worker on the other side of the bar. He tells the co-worker the bartender can’t keep track of who paid and who hasn’t.
The co-worker drinks some more and gets the bill.
The co-worker says, “But I’ve paid already.”
The bartender says, “Well I guess you could of. I believe you.”
The co-worker leaves and sees an old friend of his on the street. The co-worker tells the friend about the nice little scam in the bar.
The friend goes in the bar and drinks alot. The bartender talks to the friend and tells him, “You know, 2 guys came in here earlier claiming they paid. The next guy who tries that is gonna get punched in the face.”
The friend says, “Don’t bother me with your problems. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”

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