Joke Galore: Read And Fun Off

U are in a bus and suddenly the driver shouts, Am tired of this life! Be honest what will you do? As for me ooo I would jump to the nearest ocean I hate rough play
When they want to give us drugs as a kid.
American Mom: Open Your Mouth.
Nigerian Mum: Do Aaahh Hahahhaahah
Even Rats sef want to be among the richest animals, a rat entered my room, instead of going to where I kept my crayfish and dry fish, its was heading towards my 50 naira…. Na kill I kill am �
Hey! Stop asking me if am single . Do i look double to you
I’m just imagining the kind of hunger that hooked the person that discovered coconut could be eaten *
Before the # CORONAVIRUS if you sneez people around would say God Bless you
buh if you sneez lasan this period in a public place………. Ohhh my God yah dead
Main reason why I haven’t travelled abroad is if I get chased by a dog that dosen’t understand kai… kaii… kaiii….
What date did buhari announced the first lockdown? I want to calculate something.
Somebody wants to put pregnancy on me
Once we are dating, there’s no going back… If you’re tired I’ll buy you energy drink.. It’s either we plan our wedding or plan your funeral!
Just because am a man doesn’t mean I should be able to kill a snake my sister, I can scream louder than you.