1. Some people wake up to “I love you,” text. Some of us wake up to “Battery full. Remove charger.“
Lige no Balance.
2. No situation is permanent except tribal mark and fallen breast.
3. When everyone has left you & No one is around you & You are Standing alone in some corner of this world, Always Remember 1 Thing… It’s the Best Time to Adjust Your BOXERS!!!
4. Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏. What I see: ∮₪₮￦￡. What the nurse sees: Aspirin, oxytocin and paraetamol.
Na wah oooO
5. Which category are you?
01.Mum can I go out?
02.Mum am coming
6. Back in those days, girls used to cook like their mother….
But now they drink🍺like their father🚶am in my house coma beat me😀
7. Please Can you Bath Naked in front of yourself?
Especially if you’re not around.
8. Nowadays before dating anyone ask them to bring a letter of recommendation from their EX. You deserve to know who you are dealing with.
9. A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans”.