Me coming back from The Store during lockdown. I was holding some food stuffs.
Police: Hey come here where do you live?
Me: Around here with my Parent Sir.
Police: Where does your parents live?
Me: Next to my neighbors house Sir.
Police: Where’s your neighbor house?
Me: If I tell you Sir you won’t believe it.
Police: Tell me ok police is your friend.
Me: Next to my house.🤣
Well, I dey Uwani Police Station now. I think they want to give us food stuffs…💃💃