JokeMania: Pregnancy Test

Written by uniquebaze
What a funny story

A girl missed her period 2 months ago,her mom took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which it was positive. Embarrased! her mom said; who is the useless pig that got you pregnant? The girl picked up her phone and made a call, an hour later, A young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girl’s house.

Good evening, the man greeted. Your daughter told me the problem in the house. I can’t marry for now because of my family issue, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a baby girl, I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1 million dollars. If it’s a boy, I’ll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5million dollars in her account. If it’s twins, I’ll do anything she asked. But if there’s miscarriage, what do you suggest i do?

The girls father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said; my son, if there is miscarriage, you’ll sleep with her again.

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