Only in Nigeria
- Only in Nigeria . . . can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
- Only in Nigeria . . . are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
- Only in Nigeria . . . do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy condom at the front.
- Only in Nigeria . . . do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
- Only in Nigeria . . . do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
- Only in Nigeria . . . do we leave cars worth Millions of Naira in the driveway and put our Keke Napep in the garage.
- Only in Nigeria . . . do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
- Only in Nigeria . . . do we buy sharwarmas in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
- Only in Nigeria . . . do we use the word “politics” to describe the process so well: “poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking creatures.”
- Only in Nigeria . . . do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.