JokeMania: Things That Happen Only In Nigeria

Written by uniquebaze

Only in Nigeria

  1. Only in Nigeria . . . can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
  2. Only in Nigeria . . . are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
  3. Only in Nigeria . . . do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy condom at the front.
  4. Only in Nigeria . . . do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
  5. Only in Nigeria . . . do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
  6. Only in Nigeria . . . do we leave cars worth Millions of Naira in the driveway and put our Keke Napep in the garage.
  7. Only in Nigeria . . . do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
  8. Only in Nigeria . . . do we buy sharwarmas in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
  9. Only in Nigeria . . . do we use the word “politics” to describe the process so well: “poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking creatures.”
  10. Only in Nigeria . . . do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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