City that can make You Run Mad without knowing it – LAGOS
City where they will Steal Your Spouse without Your knowledge – ABUJA
City where Everybody is Cheating yet Praying fervently – ILORIN
City where You cannot come Out with Phone at Night – ONITSHA
City where You go Blind if You look too much – OWERRI
City where You will be like Sardine inside Taxi – IBADAN
City where Fornication is Banned, but Adultery is Permitted – KANO
City where they will Build Fly-Over, but only Okada is Using it – ABAKALIKI
City where Men Die several Years before their Wives – PORT-HARCOURT
City that is Forming “Europe”, but Lion in the Zoo is Eating only Biscuit – JOS
City that is always Forming Tourism, Meanwhile nothing takes Place – CALABAR
City that is Full of Landlady without Landlord – BENIN