Cities That Can Make You Run Mad In Nigeria

City that can make You Run Mad without knowing it – LAGOS

City where they will Steal Your Spouse without Your knowledge – ABUJA

City where Everybody is Cheating yet Praying fervently – ILORIN

City where You cannot come Out with Phone at Night – ONITSHA

City where You go Blind if You look too much – OWERRI

City where You will be like Sardine inside Taxi – IBADAN

City where Fornication is Banned, but Adultery is Permitted – KANO

City where they will Build Fly-Over, but only Okada is Using it – ABAKALIKI

City where Men Die several Years before their Wives – PORT-HARCOURT

City that is Forming “Europe”, but Lion in the Zoo is Eating only Biscuit – JOS

City that is always Forming Tourism, Meanwhile nothing takes Place – CALABAR

City that is Full of Landlady without Landlord – BENIN

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